Poisoned wine? Shit. I think I'll stick with pirates - at least we deal with each other face to face with our swords, not sneaky like that.

[well. usually.]

I haven't really been looking for that kind of stuff, so it's nice to know. I'm more of the, point me at the thing you want me to cut type. If the worst we have to deal with is this demon guy and his army, I'm not too worried. [he gestures with his cup to the confines of the royal hall] Nice place to be holed up, if you ask me.