[As quiet as things have been lately, Cao Pi has gotten in the habit of expecting the war room to be deserted in the late morning when he wanders in to contemplate his map and his scouting reports all by his lonesome. So imagine his surprise when he strolls in, reading the topmost missive in his stack, and suddenly has to look up to acknowledge that there's someone in his war room.]
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...excuse me?