[Is this Zoro's first time on a horse? Well he's ridden a duck...and a large crab...but that doesn't really prepare you for horseback. Whenever you look he's doing something wrong. Either the horse is trying to throw him, or it's prancing off in the wrong direction from the column fighting his attempts to control it, or it's just standing there munching grass while he squeezes it with his knees like he was told back in the camp. This journey is not at all going well from his standpoint.]
C'mon, you stupid thing! Get! Go! Do it! Asshole. You're gonna get us both lost, you idiot!
[no, it's not the horse's fault if he ends up lost]
B
[Zoro is literally just here for the booze. Oh, sure, he did his best to make himself look like a capable warrior on the ride here (to no avail), and was prepared to defend should any of the rumored demons come at them, but his end goal from the very beginning was booze.
Whether up on a parapet overlooking the courtyard under the afternoon sun, or on the top of the palace steps at twilight, or at the actual party among stuffy Wei retainers, Zoro has a jar of wine all to himself and he is not sharing. No matter how nicely you ask. Try it, he dares you.]
open!
[Is this Zoro's first time on a horse? Well he's ridden a duck...and a large crab...but that doesn't really prepare you for horseback. Whenever you look he's doing something wrong. Either the horse is trying to throw him, or it's prancing off in the wrong direction from the column fighting his attempts to control it, or it's just standing there munching grass while he squeezes it with his knees like he was told back in the camp. This journey is not at all going well from his standpoint.]
C'mon, you stupid thing! Get! Go! Do it! Asshole. You're gonna get us both lost, you idiot!
[no, it's not the horse's fault if he ends up lost]
B
[Zoro is literally just here for the booze. Oh, sure, he did his best to make himself look like a capable warrior on the ride here (to no avail), and was prepared to defend should any of the rumored demons come at them, but his end goal from the very beginning was booze.
Whether up on a parapet overlooking the courtyard under the afternoon sun, or on the top of the palace steps at twilight, or at the actual party among stuffy Wei retainers, Zoro has a jar of wine all to himself and he is not sharing. No matter how nicely you ask. Try it, he dares you.]