[he's a bit behind the times, pirates where he comes from wear bells and Wu red.]

Perhaps so. What do you think of the tea? It may not be wine, but I've grown to enjoy it. In my time, it was far more rustic and not nearly so elegant.

[maybe the ladies are just giggling at all that shaggy hair. It really is just a teahouse, they don't have the resources for other pursuits when everyone lives in tents]