Kill, beat the shit out of - either way. [honestly, he wasn't that ruffled but the soldier he offended definitely was.] It wasn't a problem until swords were drawn, then it went to hell.
[Now that's a difficult choice to be presented with. Can they get away? Probably, but it might get messy. Let Sanji get captured with him? Hilarious. But maybe not worth the week of cold-shouldering that would follow.]
Funny as that would be for about a minute before you started complaining, maybe we should avoid that outcome. [just this once] If you can get me out without bringing all of 'em down on us, fine.
[Also, he doesn't have his swords. They're a few feet away with a plain old human guard. Escaping without them is not an option.]
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[Now that's a difficult choice to be presented with. Can they get away? Probably, but it might get messy. Let Sanji get captured with him? Hilarious. But maybe not worth the week of cold-shouldering that would follow.]
Funny as that would be for about a minute before you started complaining, maybe we should avoid that outcome. [just this once] If you can get me out without bringing all of 'em down on us, fine.
[Also, he doesn't have his swords. They're a few feet away with a plain old human guard. Escaping without them is not an option.]